I don’t know why but this is so funny
But on a more sour note:
Don’t hold a grudge. Grow up.
This man pulled up at a gas station with 3 penguins in the back of his car. The attendant came up to him and asked why he had 3 penguins in the back of his car, and the man replied, “I just found them, and have no idea what to do with them!” The man told him he should take them to the zoo. The man drove off to the zoo.
The next day he was back at the same gas station with the penguins and the attendant came up to him and said I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!” The man replied I did, we had so much fun today we’re going to the beach.
And now some penguins from my collection…
Even Picasso liked penguins!
Watch out if you don’t like penguins…
Two monks, traveling after a rainstorm, saw a young woman in a beautiful kimono hesitating to cross a muddy road. The younger monk picked her up and carried her to the other side.
Later that evening, the older monk chastised him. ”You know that we are to have nothing to do with women. Yet you picked up that woman, and carried her in your arms across the street.”
"That is true," the younger monk answered. "I picked her up, carried her across the road and put her down. But you, it seems, are still carrying her."
Day 4 of the Disney Pin Trading Challenge: Lilo and Stitch School’s Out for Summer pin that is coming out in WDW and DLR on May 19 of this year. I can’t wait for this one personally because I love summer, and this is my senior year of high school as well.
OF COURSE! Why didn’t I think of going to Disneyland after my last day of finals?